1 definition by Denny Bob
double coyote Ugly is when you wake up next to the woman you had sex with the night before,and you realize in your sober state that she is the UGLIEST woman you have ever seen, and you realize she is laying on your arm. Instead of waking her up to move, you chew off your arm to free yourself and chew off the other arm to make sure it never happens again.
I woke up next to Hilda and she was double coyote ugly, I chewed off my arm so I did not have to wake her and chewed off my other arm so it would never happen again.
by Denny Bob November 14, 2007