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dot the i 

Dot the i - (verb, origin: generally used as a reference to the marching band of Ohio State, the taint of educational institutions)

Definition: when a man (or a woman with a strap on) has anal sex with someone, pulls out, draws a line in shit up the receiver's back and then "dots the i" with semen (or spit, if you're a "lady")
I'm going to take my mom home, bend her over the sink, and dot the i
dot the i by DotYourMomsI August 4, 2010

dot the i's and cross the t's 

to pay a great deal of attention to the details of something, especially when you are trying to complete a task: The negotiations are nearly finished, but we still have to dot the i's and cross the t's.
We have to widen our perimeter. Dot the i's and cross the t's.

dot the i's and cross the t's 

A workplace equivalent of "the dog ate my homework"
Often used by smooth talking business semi-professionals, who repeatedly fail to meet deadlines for producing important documents or reports.
"It's imperative to ensure we dot the i's and cross the t's. This attention to detail changes slacking to stacking, in terms of paperwork output"

Tongue in the dot 

The act of licking or pushing your tongue in the asshole.
My mother in law loves a bit of tongue in the dot, even more when the wife is watching.
Tongue in the dot by Zafspanda January 26, 2020

chonked in the dot 

Literally - fucked in the arse.
Metaphorically - screwed over, cheated
That car service cost me a grand. I got chonked in the dot.

Indian of the Dot 

Person from the country of India. Often meant as explanatory, but taken as derogatory. See also "Indian of the Feather."
Casey I met this hot Indian chick last night.
Chewy Which tribe?
Casey No, she was Indian of the Dot, not Indian of the Feather.
Indian of the Dot by Cecelia February 15, 2004
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