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a dumbass, who DOESN'T know how to spell doesn't.
Chad: The 2020 election results dosen't make sense. We demand a recount!

Phillip: Chad, you're a dumbass.
dosen't by PHIKIDO January 1, 2021

Dosen't've'nt'gn'nt'she'nt'disd'nt'st'yall'py'ting'ive'y'all'ca'nt'twas'all'nt'mou's'n't'ish'nin't't'vardn't'yall'ain't'ged'n't've 

People will think it's Doesn't, but it really isn't, it's

Dosen't've'nt'gn'nt'she'nt'disd'nt'st'yall'py'ting'ive'y'all'ca'nt'twas'all'nt'mou's'n't'ish'nin't't'vardn't'yall'ain't'ged'n't've

It does not matter but it can, and twasn't at the same time.

Dosen't've'nt'gn'nt'she'nt'disd'nt'st'yall'py'ting'ive'y'all'ca'nt'twas'all'nt'mou's'n't'ish'nin't't'vardn't'yall'ain't'ged'n't've the quintessential Quintuplets show story matter?
Dosen't've'nt'gn'nt'she'nt'disd'nt'st'yall'py'ting'ive'y'all'ca'nt'twas'all'nt'mou's'n't'ish'nin't't'vardn't'yall'ain't'ged'n't've I be told that the weather is great?

act like one's shit dosen't stink 

Why do you always act like your shit dosen't stink?

disenlightenment 

1) The loss of ability to do Cognitive Thinking. Likely the product of common core or other dumbed down educational scholastic education. More inclined to believe a Dogma than to allow that dogma to be tested by reason.

2) Refusing to entertain the discussion of opposing views. Refusing to look at the facts of the real results of an action/reaction in favor of an emotional position.

Unlike the Age of Enlightenment or Age of Reason where in 1715 - the Age of Enlightenment gave us... "... a range of ideas centered on reason as the primary source of authority and legitimacy, and came to advance ideals such as liberty, progress, tolerance, fraternity, constitutional government, and separation of church and state." ( lifted from Wikipedia ) Now we have an "Age of Dis-Enlightenment" where the dogma of the (insert ideologue here) is more important than facts or actual scientific evidence of the effects from some idea/program/political party position.
Colin Kapernick's actions, that have caused viewership of the NFL, to take a dramatic hit via his political "protest" by taking a knee, have gone on to a new level of disenlightenment by now praising the late Fidel Castro as a good leader.
disenlightenment by SaltyFishyFun November 28, 2016

skadi doesn't know

A Dota 2 inside joke to troll those who get an Eye of Skadi, in reference to the song "Scottie Doesn't Know" from the 2004 movie Eurotrip.

(The Eye of Skadi is an item purchasable at the Main Shop, under Artifacts. However, it can only be completed with items from the Secret Shop. One Eye of Skadi grants a total of 725 health, 1.5 health regeneration, 3.57 armor, 25 attack speed, 525 mana, 1 mana regeneration, 1.79% spell damage and 25 attack damage.)

It is known to be a pretty bad item on most heroes and is situational at best.
Usually spamming "Skadi doesn't know" until a correct response.

Player 1: "I will get an Eye of Skadi!"
Me: "Skadi doesn't know"
Player 2: "What doesn't he know?"
Me: "Skadi doesn't know"
Player 2: "I don't get it"
Me: "Skadi doesn't know"
Player 3: "So don't tell Skadi"
Me: "YES!! Gnomesang?"
Player 2: ....
skadi doesn't know by DTMango July 9, 2017

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler 

A thank you doesn't pay the consequences of one's actions
Miguel I dropped 20 dollars man and I haven't ate in two days I'm starving! Here's a damn burger a thank you doesn't pay the fiddler!
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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