doscalator

A term referring to an escalator that travels in the down direction. Can be used to remove ambiguity at the shopping mall. The opposite of uscalator.

That damn lady at customer service told me that the bathrooms were upstairs, but they aren't. Now I need to find the doscalator before I shit myself again.

by Big Tilly October 6, 2006

downscalator

An escalator that travels down.

Where's the downscalator? Maccas is one floor down!

by mike0matic February 23, 2010

descalator

A descending escalator.

Preppy White Boy: "Hey, let's go pop our collars in Abercrombie and Fitch, get on the descending escalator."
Eavsdropping Black Person: "UMMM BOY YOU MEAN THAT DESCALATOR!?"

by Maggie Camaro September 23, 2005

descalator

A staircase that seems to slow down everything around you

The pictures on the walls seemed to elongate and contourt as Hallex rode the descalator, though she knew from past experience that it was simply the fact that they were moving far faster than her.

by Quallic July 7, 2016

defcalator

A moving stairway consisting of steps attached to a non-functioning circulating belt caused by an overabundance of human excrement.

I had to take the stairs because the BART station only had a defcalator. See San Francisco's Civic Center Station BART station problems as reported by Will Kane on Thursday, July 26, 2012 in the San Francisco Chronicle. They had to call the HazMat team!

by Krissirk August 10, 2012

Didscalator

A mechanism inside of P. Diddy's house used during his freak-off's where participants would be required to go up to Didscalator and Baby Oil would be projected onto them, preparing them for the freak-off.

I can't believe that we get to ride the Didscalator! P. Diddy is so strange!

by JerseyMichael December 12, 2024