dorkfest 

A gathering of nerds or goofs going to that special outing.
The indecisive mumblings of a group of twits.

Several people chuckled at the dorkfest on their way in to see
Ernest gets a circumcision.

dorkfest by johnnisalsa February 22, 2008

dorkfest 

a person who randomly runs into stationary objects and falls downs stairs due to poor reaction time and lack of brain activity

Kari accidently ran into the box in the hallway then fell down the stairs, bruising her knees and making herself look like a complete dorkfest.

dorkfest by sjwatson March 19, 2008

dorkfest 

a person who randomly runs into stationary objects and falls downs stairs due to poor reaction time and lack of brain activity

Kari accidently ran into the box in the hallway then fell down the stairs, bruising her knees and making herself look like a complete dorkfest.

dorkfest by sjwatson March 19, 2008

donkfest 

A poker game in which all of the players are terrible, make stupid bets, calls, etc. No skilled required to play, just pure dumb luck because the players are so clueless.

I went to Sherri's the other night for a poker tournament, but it was a complete donkfest!

donkfest by Steel69 January 22, 2014

The DolkFest 

Your boss comes into your office and sits on your knee because there are no empty seats. Half way through his lecture, he starts to rub his anus up and down on your knee cap in ectasy. Up and Down. When he starts to get comfy, stand up quickly, slap him in the face with the right and uppercut his sack with the left. While he is falling over, you say "welcome to the dolkfest"

I gave my boss the dolkfest today, it was so amazing!!

The DolkFest by shazzam100009 January 4, 2010

dorkestra 

The word some call orchestra, when they are jealous and need some way to let out their pent-up rage at not having musical talent.

Or to make fun of orchestra people.

P1:Haha! You're in DORKestra.
P2:HAHA you're a moron.

dorkestra by Yonnie December 8, 2004

dorkestra 

A combination of the words dork and orchestra. Primarily used only in secondary schools.

1) Used as an insult by people who cannot play an instrument, directed at a member of an Orchestra - usually at school.

2) Used as an affirmation of solidarity by the accomplished musicians inside an orchestra.

Dorkestra pride, baby!

dorkestra by BaanGaan September 1, 2005