Definitions by BaanGaan

dorkestra 

A combination of the words dork and orchestra. Primarily used only in secondary schools.

1) Used as an insult by people who cannot play an instrument, directed at a member of an Orchestra - usually at school.

2) Used as an affirmation of solidarity by the accomplished musicians inside an orchestra.

Dorkestra pride, baby!

dorkestra by BaanGaan September 1, 2005

columbo 

Lt. in LAPD. Easily the best "detective" America has to offer. Characterized by:
1: A beat-up raincoat.
2: An aging Peugot.
3: A cigar (the cheap kind).
4: Follows a suspect around, irritating them until they slip up.
5: No apparent first name (actually, he does have one: Lt.)
6: A never-seen wife.

To call someone "Columbo" or "a Columbo" can either be taken as a compliment or a threat.

"Just one more thing..."

columbo by BaanGaan August 31, 2005

Megas XLR

The only other Giant Robot show where the main male character isn't a smeggin' angsty Bishounen. (see also: Xabungle)

Four buttons on the MEGAS control panel:
Button: *Destroy the world*
Button: *SMITE the world*
Button: *Destroy the world worse*
Button: *Save the world*

Guess which one is broken.

Megas XLR by BaanGaan August 31, 2005

gmail 

1. E-mail for computer geeks.
2. An e-mail account that provides more space for e-mails than any one person could ever reasonably be expected to use.
3. Friends sending mail to friends.

Bob: Hey, guess what? I have a Gmail account now!
George: That's cool. How can I get one?
Bob: It's very easy. First, you go to the donut shop, and buy a dozen donuts. Then, you give said donuts to me as an offering, and maybe, just maybe, you'll get a Gmail account.

gmail by BaanGaan August 31, 2005