questioning how much of an impact you make when you're with other people, asking yourself if people actually care that you're there - and wondering if people are involving you out of pity or because they actually want you with them
the word "dorbee" is derived from the 1998 short film "dorbees: making decisions" about microscopic balls called dorbees. the theme song includes the quote "why don't they go away" when talking about dorbees, so you must be one since you don't go away
A creature (or woman) that is overly obsessed with her significant other and tries to control every aspect of their life. Usually found with her mans balls in a jar or on a necklace. Usually takes naps after an hour, so it is possible to escape during these times. However, due to it's good tracking skills. One cannot escape for long.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!