someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they
will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially
awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their
mother'
s genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of
racism. The best of both worlds
one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you
will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-
monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.
Person 1: "
Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I
will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma
will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately
