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dopeshits 

When you smoke a tone of weed and then in the morning you start shitting your brains out. It’s not cause if laced kush but simply to the fact you smoke quite a bit.
Man after 5 bowls I got really fucked and got the dopeshits the next day.
dopeshits by LargeWillyGuy September 9, 2018
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Dipshitski 

A word used to insult a person from Poland
Dang it Dipshitski, do you not know how to dig with a shovel?
Dipshitski by Skidaddy March 12, 2017

Dopeshit 

Something that is of greatness and amusing as well.
"Hey man, look how dense this 10 sac is"
"Dopeshittt mannn!"
Dopeshit by Fitzy-Centtttttt December 13, 2006
Im going to get that bitch to give me domeshots
domeshots by da-weedman November 8, 2005

dipshits in blue 

Me and Laquanda was at the A&P buyin some weave and dem Dipshits In Blue arrested the wrong bitches who stole my knockoff Babyphat purse
dipshits in blue by Skylarskank June 15, 2008

Dipshitsu 

- A Complete f'ing moron who makes bad judments and pays the penalty for his mistakes by physical damage
Dipshitsu dropped in on the over vert part of the skate park only to fall straight to his gnack gnack <-see gnack gnack in urbandictionary.
Dipshitsu by Oneshot Jonny March 25, 2004

dipshits 

We are the dipshits.
dipshits by Julia December 18, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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