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dipshitidiot 

1. A person who knowingly or unknowingly, aggrevates,annoys,or otherwise pisses off another person by being ridiculously stupid.

2. a person who says or does something silly or outlandish that causes another to shake their head in amusement.
The dipshitidiot needs to use his turn signal when he turns!

When asked for her drivers license, my sister the dipshitidiot handed the police officer her JC PENNEYs charge card.
dipshitidiot by OhioNana February 20, 2011

dipshitbigot 

A person who pretends to be egalitarian but his or her actions and views contradict the ideology. This person takes being a dipshit to a new level.
See DeBlasio
This dipshitbigot loves inviting African Americans to his home but when they accept he says he caught the flu.
dipshitbigot by ForErv July 7, 2018

Dipshitarian 

1. A special kind of dipshit. One that believes facts are useless, research a waste of time and arguments futile. They take being a dipshit to a new level, and make it a calling. Potential for a third party in the presidential election.

2. See 'Gary Johnson'
Did you hear that guys argument about social security? He had NO facts. What a great dipshitarian
Dipshitarian by CallingOutDipshits December 30, 2016

social dipshitting 

An act of defiance during a state of global pandemic where irresponsible mouth breathers gather in large numbers and close proximity to one another to unnecessarily scream catch phrases, slogans and racist slurs into each others face orifices in effort to prove who the biggest Covidiot is before they all spread the virus to their unsuspecting friends, relatives and neighbors.
Can you believe all of those people social dipshitting with each other in that crowded pool bar? They are surely endangering our society like only absolute dipshits would do.
social dipshitting by DrumsRFun June 30, 2020

dipshitting 

the act of spitting smokeless tobacco dip while also shitting on the toilet simultaneously.
I didn't finish my dip yet, so I was just dipshitting at that time.
dipshitting by Outlawdipper August 5, 2009

dipshittiness 

One's level and/or quality of dipshit.
Desmonds' dipshittiness was above average for most 3 year olds.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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