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Dootang is both a noun and an adjective. If you describe something as dootang, it can be off the hook, or awful. it all depends on the context. it is also a greeting or farewell.
Ryan: Did you see the spiderman 3 trailer? that shit was mad dootang banana splits!

or

Kerry: Hey Mark!
Mark: Dootang Kerry!
dootang by mochiko September 8, 2008
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The Magic Doodangle 

A name for the penis. Specifically one that can accomplish something for someone that no other penis has before.
In some cases, but not all, also know as "Devil Dick"
1. "You two are going to have a baby? How? I thought the doctors said you couldn't."
"My husband has The Magic Doodangle!"

2. "Oh God! You reached places in ways no one else has! I think I'm ad-dick-ted to your Magic Doodangle!"
The Magic Doodangle by Wolf Daddy February 12, 2020
The act of doing something, but actually doing nothing.
The art of doing something but not actually doing anything constructive. this is done to keep boredom at bay.
lets go doozing to buy a scalextric we have nothing else to do.
Doozing by Farmer Ed March 18, 2011

Doorange 

What rhymes with orange? Doorange. Dur.

Doolangs 

The male genitalia...balls, bollox, testes etc
Uh-Ive got cheesy doolangs!
Doolangs by Tracey August 29, 2003
Dil: Eric and Karanne you girls wanna go doozing on Friday.
Eric: Sure...I'd love it.
Karanne: What the heck is Doozing you Punjabi hot blood!
doozing by Dilpreet July 14, 2007
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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