Doornail

Used to describe any person who is exceptionally good at painting, rollerblading, and sexually flabbergasting women.

Damn, that kid is a true doornail. Let's call him that from now on.

Doornail by 0_0 November 4, 2006

doornail pusher

1. A generally derogatory term/insult
2. One who pushes doornails

Scott? Yeah, that guy is a real doornail pusher.

doornail pusher by Sketerbuck September 27, 2019

Deader than a doornail

When something is so dead as to not have any life left in it , as not to even be able to be revived .

I don't think I'm gonna be able to get your car started , that battery is deader than a doornail !

Deader than a doornail by dragonboy8586 June 22, 2020

dumb as a doornail 

someone who is just stupid,
and doesn't even know what doornail means anway so isn't really insulted by the term anyway.

"are you saran wrap?"
"who's that?"
"wow your dumb as a doornail"

dumb as a doornail by ashleyyaddiction September 7, 2007

dead as a doornail 

Goes way past brain death, if your are dead as a doornail prepare to become a 'hotel for worms'.
Dodos perhaps are the only creatures with a similar lack of animation; see dead as the dodo.

On the morticians slab both Qusay and Uday were laid out cold, both dead as a doornail, they looked so peacfull that it made me really happy to see them lying there.

dead as a doornail by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

British door nail 

When two people have intercourse against a British door.

As we left the pub, we caught Emily catching a British door nail.

British door nail by kate gangsta! May 20, 2010

Denser than a door nail in a cubby house

As useless as a nail in a plastic toy house for kids.
Dense, stupid, ignorant

That guys denser than a door nail in a cubby house

Denser than a door nail in a cubby house by Tomsavage January 9, 2024