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Doornail

Used to describe any person who is exceptionally good at painting, rollerblading, and sexually flabbergasting women.
Damn, that kid is a true doornail. Let's call him that from now on.
by 0_0 November 4, 2006
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doornail pusher

1. A generally derogatory term/insult
2. One who pushes doornails
Scott? Yeah, that guy is a real doornail pusher.
by Sketerbuck September 27, 2019
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Deader than a doornail

When something is so dead as to not have any life left in it , as not to even be able to be revived .
I don't think I'm gonna be able to get your car started , that battery is deader than a doornail !
by dragonboy8586 June 22, 2020
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dumb as a doornail

someone who is just stupid,
and doesn't even know what doornail means anway so isn't really insulted by the term anyway.
"are you saran wrap?"
"who's that?"
"wow your dumb as a doornail"
by ashleyyaddiction September 7, 2007
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dead as a doornail

Goes way past brain death, if your are dead as a doornail prepare to become a 'hotel for worms'.
Dodos perhaps are the only creatures with a similar lack of animation; see dead as the dodo.
On the morticians slab both Qusay and Uday were laid out cold, both dead as a doornail, they looked so peacfull that it made me really happy to see them lying there.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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British door nail

When two people have intercourse against a British door.
As we left the pub, we caught Emily catching a British door nail.
by kate gangsta! May 20, 2010
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As useless as a nail in a plastic toy house for kids.
Dense, stupid, ignorant
That guys denser than a door nail in a cubby house
by Tomsavage January 9, 2024
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