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doormat guy 

One who thinks he will get laid by women if he puts them on a pedestal but actually becomes 'laid'-out on their front door and is used to clean their shoes.
Careful what you wish for.
"He's being a doormat guy to her, why doesn't he stand up for himself?"
doormat guy by mogydee July 9, 2018

doormatted 

To be treated with contempt, especially by someone you trust, i.e. boss, friend, significant other
"Your boss doormatted you for 18 months before he finally promoted you."
doormatted by Monsterboxer January 27, 2010
Somebody who is always walked all over
"Damn, that loser is such a doormat, he'll do anything you'll tell him!"
Doormat by Dale Kerrigan March 27, 2004
1) Somebody who is always walked all over

2) Ancient and rarely used term for a mat made of absorbent fibrous material, placed inside a door, for visitor to clean the soles of their shoes on.
1) "Damn, that loser is such a doormat, he'll do anything you'll tell him!"
by Dale Kerrigan March 27, 2004

2) "wipe your feet before you come in! Use the doormat". Note that ones feet are not in fact cleaned or wiped, it is English idiom, the feet are kept in the shoes, it is the shoes that are dried and cleaned.
Doormat by Mart2038 November 23, 2020

cereal doormat

For a women to have breadcrumbs or any general mills product caked into her pubic frame.
Say Leslie why are there hearts, stars, and rainbows in your pot of gold?
cereal doormat by ben claude May 6, 2003
Something people walk all over when/if they feel like a welcome is a weakness.
You helped me by eliminating yourself from my life over perceived disrespect. We didn't have much of a bond to speak of if I hardly knew you, if I did know you well then your end of the bond was false, but I won't welcome you back a second time, I don't owe you that. I'm not the doormat you thought I was.
Doormat by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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