door fuck
door fuck by wildcatluke May 1, 2010
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door fuck
1.Is a person who is a complete dickhead or an idiot :)
2.A word you say when you run into doors "doorfuck"
2.A word you say when you run into doors "doorfuck"
door fuck by _cookie :) February 22, 2008
Back Door Fuck
A coward who will surprise attack you from behind and fuck you in the ass, literally and figuratively because they’re too scared to face you upfront.
My boss is such a BACK DOOR FUCK! He keeps telling me one thing and then does the exact opposite. Then “I” end up getting fucked!
Back Door Fuck by NOTpopo September 6, 2019
Door fucker
Different from door sexual a door fucker is someone who is overly pleased from cutting a hole in a door a fucking the dorussy
Door fucker by I FUCK DOORS May 5, 2022
door-fucker
A person, typically in a video game or a crowded physical space, who stands directly in a doorway or narrow passage, effectively obstructing the flow of traffic. Popularized in online gaming communities to describe players who block chokepoints, either through negligence or griefing.
door-fucker by HORNYMOTHER February 26, 2026
door lock fucker
A person who inserts their penis into the keyhole of a door in an attempt to unlock the door, or for pleasure.
Tom: Man I never thought Steve was a door lock fucker.
Oliver: Yea he was riding that thing hard.
Melinda: I think he was locked out though.
Oliver: Yea he was riding that thing hard.
Melinda: I think he was locked out though.
door lock fucker by Woojoe7 February 18, 2010
shut the fucking door john the cops are here
we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
shut the fucking door john the cops are here by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023
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