dooksplash

when the poop a lil liquidy so it’s coatin the bowl

1: Hey man you alright? sounded like you were fighting a battle

2. Yeah I made it out, that sure was a dooksplash though

by Jacuuz February 23, 2024

Dicksplash

Old 80s school insult recently ressurected

You f*****g dicksplash!

by Ze Lion October 6, 2003

doomslasher

A huge schlong that punishes it's victims with it's monstrosity.

Ricky: Sam, bend over so I can penetrate you with my doomslasher!
Sam: yes sir!

by Td97 July 23, 2014

Dicksplash

Localised slang for 'bellend' usually conferred on an individual whose character is accurately reflected in the word.

James you dicksplash

by Richard July 23, 2003

Dicksplash

An asshole that gets a friend or customer a drink, usually milk, and dips his penis in it and doesn't tell you. Very common with waiters if your an asshole customer.

"Give me a glass of milk now you pussy."

"Dude you better be more respectful, he's probably a dicksplash."

by Duck man davey November 25, 2013

Dicksplash

Dicksplash (noun) a word for a dumbass who pissed too hard into a urinal and it splashed back and hit him. Commonly used to describe a person this has happened to in the past

Jake is such a dicksplash

by Ashmaggot November 13, 2011

dicksplash

A stain, presumably on clothing, caused by either urine or ejaculate. Popularised by English language version of early 90's anime production, "OEDO 808."

Eat this, Dicksplash!

by Bobby Chopra October 23, 2010