Dookin

The guy that you just can't ever seem to be with but have an attraction to. First he isn't interested then he becomes interested, but you're unavailable. Repeat.

I wish he hadn't been such a dookin and had just been straight forward.

Dookin by nameless512 November 2, 2009

Dookin

having problems whe you are pooping
Taking A Huge Dump
pooping

Dude I've been dookin for the past week and my stoumach hurts

Dookin by andy-joey January 4, 2008

Glock dookie 

A weapon made in cook county jail which is a whole bunch of nasty ass shit(piss shit cum spit and whatever else) in a bottle which is used to rob people

He almost upped the glock dookie on em when he wouldn’t give up his soups

Glock dookie by Boogiedown April 11, 2022

dookie water 

An alcoholic beverage originated in Tucson, Arizona that consists of gin, grapefruit juice and saladitos (a Mexican candy).

"We are havin a party! We drinkin dookie water tonight!"

dookie water by kno gud June 28, 2015

Colgate Dookie 

To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.

Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?

Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!

Brad: That Chinese food tho...

Colgate Dookie by King Votori August 24, 2014

Spooky Dookie 

Taking a spooky dookie is when one enters a bathroom or restroom with the lights off. You can have no sources of light (ie: Phones, tablets, candles, ect) everything must be pitch black. Then you must procede to take a shit as you normally would, wipe, wash your hands(optional but suggested) and leave. All with the lights off.

Hey man, im gonna go take a spooky dookie ill be right back.

Spooky Dookie by Coolboii September 6, 2017

Dookenfuck 

Fucking someone with your pants still on.

Yo, did you see Jerry last night. He dookenfucked that fat bitch!

Dookenfuck by Swiffer Wet Jet March 28, 2020