doodley squat 

absolutely nothing, same as didley squat

"Red Hot" 1978 song of Robert Gordon and link Wray:
My girl is red hot, your girl ain't doodley squat.

doodley squat by aaarwin January 7, 2013

Doodly-squat 

Of no significance, rank or importance. The word “doodle” was in wide slang usage throughout the 19th Century to mean a fool, a clueless soldier or a penis. The term was in wide use during the Great Depression and was joined by the updated version "diddly-shit" in the 1960s.

“My gal is red hot (Your gal ain't doodly-squat)”
-- from the oft-covered 1950s song "Red Hot"

Doodly-squat by Bill Peters October 7, 2006

doodly-squat 

The act (or attempt or result) of writing one's name in the snow by a female, or other such feat of aimed urination.

Courtney may be red hot, but you can't read her doodly-squat. Sue can doo it.

doodly-squat by HydeeeHo May 14, 2011

Doodle-squat 

Doodle-squat is a term for aimlessly drawing or scribbling, often done during boring meetings or classes. It's like turning a piece of paper into a canvas for your wandering mind, producing whimsical or nonsensical sketches.

Usage Example 1: "While the professor droned on about quantum physics, Maria found herself in the world of doodle-squat, creating a menagerie of fantastical creatures."

Usage Example 2: "The corporate meeting was so tedious that the entire team resorted to doodle-squat to pass the time."

Doodle-squat by dgassadf October 13, 2023

doodlesquat

1. A derogatory term for a middle school boy or any other goober.
2. A drawing of a person in a squat position.

1. Your 13-year-old brother is such a doodlesquat.
2. Dude, did you see Kristen's doodlesquat? That drawing belongs in the Louvre!

doodlesquat by thedifinerofdefinitions June 8, 2016

Doodlesquat

The act of squatting while doodling on the porcelain throne

Y/n: hey what were you doing?

Y/n 2: oh, I was just doodlesquating!

Doodlesquat by Katy14kat September 14, 2018