donut dick 

When in an attempt to insert a semi erect penis into the vaginal tunnel, the penis curls up like a donut.

"Yo dude i was trying to nail this fat chick but my brain wouldnt let me get it up i had DONUT DICK!"

donut dick by Alec and Steve April 20, 2008

donut dick 

A Dick that has had the inner tube stretched by a dildo. it is very messy for the victim to release fluids from the shaft after this; it is a similar experience to sticking a two liter soda bottle in to a bendy straw... they both split.

After a 2 kids in a sandbox experience one is left with a donut dick.

donut dick by the cracked shaft November 12, 2009

sloppy donut dick 

As originally said by Theo Stockman (aka The King of Fuck of American Idiot). Used to describe a penis that has attempted to have sexual intercourse with a dount.

Theo: You could even stick your dick in there... Sloppy donut dick!

sloppy donut dick by Dani Gallagher April 28, 2011

Glazed Donut Dick

A term uncommonly used to define a ring of crust around ones penis due to intercourse with a nasty women

"Dude i fucked a nasty whore, and now i have glazed donut dick"

Glazed Donut Dick by themanginger August 3, 2014

dick donut 

Any hole a guy can stick his dick in.

See also: Richard Donut

A glory hole is the best dick donut.

dick donut by Don't Be A Richard June 25, 2014

dick donut 

any hole a guy can put his penis in, usually referred to as a vagina. ie:sex

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guy 1: Aye man, any plans for the weekend?
guy 2: Yeah, dude gettin some dick donut.
guy 1: Woah, nice man. I haven't had any in forever.

dick donut by christinemarie September 19, 2009

Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut 

An asshole that has sperm :
- Covering it
- Oozing from it
- Dripping from it
- Fingered from it
- Licked from it

"I think she's 'the one' Momma!!"

-That's wonderful dear, she reminds me alot of myself at her age - However did you know?
"When she begged me to munch her 'Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut' while she was workin away on my dishes and loading the front loader.. I only wish her Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut was as half as chocolaty and creamy as yours always is Momma"
- Awww.. You must be so very hungry dear , here's something for you to eat!

Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut by DRiZZ KiD September 4, 2016