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dont do it girlfriend 

when a black girl does something and her friend tells her not to do it.sometimes they snap there fingers while they say it.
lucky(my dog) -licking his feet

me:dont do it girlfriend

dont do it man

words uttered before some of the most classic fails in history.
dont do it man!

do what, THIS?

*chomp*

yeah that...

AHHH AHHHH *blood* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!11!!1

Dont Do It To Your Life 

Those That Dont Think About The Actions Of Their Behavior And The Affects It Can Have On Their Life... Word Owner - GwensChild
You Putting Your Nose In Others Business Is Going To Get You In Trouble... Dont Do It To Your Life

hoe dont do it 

the thing tumblrians say when something or someone is being stupid/and or annoying
"ugh zeus fucks everything!"

Zeus: "imma do it"
Me: "hoe dont do it"
Zeus: *fucks something*
Me: "oh my god!"
hoe dont do it by you.assbutt March 29, 2015

hoe dont do it 

when a girl is about to give you a blow job or licking but you are not in a mood
girl: lemme taste that wet pink meat
other girl: hoe dont do it

What it dont do 

it means im doin whatever its is im not doin, also kind of like none of ure buisness... when someone asks you WHAT IT DO? u reply WHAT IT DONT DO.... just means im doin every thing that im not doing. its saposed to be kind of a smart remark.its sorta used when u dont want someone to know what it is that u are exactly doin.....
Kevin: What it Do?
Jennifer: What it dont do.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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