A gym junkie that has worked excessively on the torso and general upper body portion of his body. The Legs of the donkey kong roller generally represent small dwarfed sticks compared to the rest of the body similar in bodily figure to donkey kong who primarily moves about by swinging torso through arms and rolling, hence 'roller'.
Dude, i hate it how chicks always go for donkey kong rollers, they're heaps vulnerable to leg attacks and cant run anywhere .
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)