Donkey Douche 

A person who is already percieved as an ass who also exhibits the behavior of a douche with an unnecissary amount of zealousness.

A person who exceeds the normal parameters of doucheness.

Jim is a total donkey douche for telling my boss that I was high on crack.

Donkey Douche by dxh September 30, 2010

donkey Douche 

when a man has sexual relations with a female donkey the donkey must be cleaned out with a douche before its next encounter. the female donkey is cleansed with this douche to ensure years of healthy fun.

neccessary for all animals commonly used for beastiality. for example chickens, cows, and goats.

in the movie clerks 2, you can make love to "kinky kelly" the donkey for 500 bucks. the donkey must be cleaned out with a donkey douche between performances or between clients.

donkey Douche by bob plumblow March 15, 2008

douche donkey 

Another name for Anal douche. Stems from the donkey's nickname of ass. Thus Douche Donkey is a douche for the ass. Also refers to someone who is anal.

-Don't be a douche donkey!
- I need a douche donkey.

douche donkey by nubman September 19, 2008

douche donkey 

A douche donkey is someone who is anal retentive. It is also another term for anal douche. This stems from the nickname the donkey has as being an ass.

Don't be a douche donkey! or I have to go buy a douche donkey.

douche donkey by nubman September 20, 2006

donkey deuche 

when a man has sexual relations with a female donkey the donkey must be cleaned out with a deuche before its next encounter. the female donkey must be cleaned with this deuche to ensure years of healthy well being.

in the movie clerks 2, there is a donkey show where you can make love to a donkey "kinky kelly" for 500 bucks. the donkey must be cleaned out with a donkey deuche between performances.

donkey deuche by bob plumblow March 15, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020