Definitions by dxh

sirt 

1) a combination of sir and faggot which sounds similar to what is expected so it goes unnoticed.
2) when you are forced to call a douche bag "Sir" to play the "game".

3) A person who demands respect but has earned none of it.

As I was walking down the hall, I saw the VP of Nothingness and said "Hello, Sirt" in a loud confident manner as this is what he wants. I was thinking to myself that this dude is the biggest douche bag in the history of the vagina which allowed me to have an honest smile while I said hello.

sirt by dxh December 14, 2011

Donkey Douche 

A person who is already percieved as an ass who also exhibits the behavior of a douche with an unnecissary amount of zealousness.

A person who exceeds the normal parameters of doucheness.

Jim is a total donkey douche for telling my boss that I was high on crack.

Donkey Douche by dxh September 30, 2010