donglebook

A Macbook with No or Barely any ports

Shit my Computer Has No Ports worst mistake ever made by purchasing this Donglebook

donglebook by Klinkhammer November 27, 2017

Donglebook Pro 

a Nickname given to a Macbook Pro by Anger consumers because apple decided to play around and remove alot of ports on the computer to save money and make profit with dongles

Macbook Pro more like Donglebook Pro !

Donglebook Pro by 1Shot Duke January 27, 2025

doublebook 

When you accidently make two plans/dates for the same night or day.

Ryan: "What are you doing next Friday night?"
deth: "Oh, i'm going to the artwalk with Heidi...Oh, crap! I was supposed to go see this band with someone else the same night..! Looks like I've doublebooked myself again.""

doublebook by dethkitn December 2, 2009

doublebooked 

A term used by someone to get out of a commitment at the last minute due to ignorance, lack of communication or being strong-armed by another individual. People who use doublebooked as an excuse for such an act usually try to lay blame on anyone but themselves, such as a family member or friend, instead of taking responsibility for their disappointing behavior.

He told the group of friends that we was doublebooked two days before the concert, even though it had been planned for nearly a year.

doublebooked by jwbst21 July 8, 2016

Dangleboop 

A small, fluffy, white bird. It is very deceiving, because it it a very cute, small bird but it’s birdcall is annoying as fuck. It is louder than a lions roar.

Wow that Dangleboop scared the crap out of me

That Dangleboop is so cute but annoying as sin

Dangleboop by Seguin McLean October 17, 2020

dingleboogie 

A somewhat noticeable bag of mucus hanging from one's nostrils, seeming to be falling, though remaining there either by constant sniffing or magic. See dingleberry.

Look Sal, Bill's got a dingleboogie the size of an egg!

dingleboogie by mamabirdie September 3, 2016

dinglenook

The crack of one's buttocks in which dingleberrys are formed.

Judging from his underwear he possesses a very fruitful dinglenook.

dinglenook by FreddyFish1 February 24, 2005