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don't play

When you do something to someone that leads them on to think otherwise.
*girl runs hand up guys leg then takes it away*

Guy: don't play
Girl: what are you talking about *winks*

Don't play games with me 

this phrase is usually used to express an emotional reaction to an idiot(men) trying to make a woman react in an unpleasant manner, and when a man usually hears that he should know to go and make whoever said it spaghetti bolognaise YES👍
Don't play games with me boy

Don't play where you eat 

When a customer comes in with her son and you make references towards having relations with her in front of her son but then rescind the other by using work as an excuse.
Mom: What are you doing later?
Employee: I'm sorry but I subscribe to the methodology of Don't play where you eat.

Don't play the game if you can't play the game 

A common phrase meaning don't mess with someone if you can't handle their response
How did you fool me!
Hey kiddo, don't play the game if you can't play the game.

Don't play games with me 

"don't play games with me" this phrase is usually used to express an emotional reaction to an idiot(men) trying to make a woman react in an unpleasant manner, and when a man usually hears that he should know to go and make whoever said it spaghetti bolognaise YES👍
Don't play games with me boy

Don't play yourself 

This phrase is used when you catch a person in an outright lie. Catch a person lying to you.
Me, "Don't play yourself, I know you took the last donut!"

Other guy caught taking the donut.... Lolololol
Don't play yourself by Old Mom January 7, 2017
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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