don't swing that way 

A phrase one uses when they don't want to or don't like doing a certain thing.

Mel: Damn check out Rick's nice ass
Bob: Uhh no thanks, I don't swing that way
Mel: You did last year with Mike
Bob: Shh, only that once...


Kevin: Hey Tom, We're going to tax shit from Wal-Mart, wanna come?
Tom: Sorry dude, i don't swing that way.
Kevin: Pussy
Tom: Mm Pussy, i DO swing THAT way.

don't swing that way by Sex, drugs & dora-the-explorer October 21, 2008

I don't swing that way 

saying you ain't gay/lesbian

"yo did you and your best friend kiss ever?"
"No I dont' swing that way"

I don't swing that way by amaran January 20, 2004

I don't swing that way 

basically saying you don't do something. More often than not, it's to clairfy about your sexual orientation, but down here, it's more of a "that ain't my thing" deal.

Wanna smoke?
Nah man, I don't swing that way.

I don't swing that way by Candice February 27, 2004

i don't swing that way 

How to decline advice from a golf pro.

Golf pro: "You might want to consider following through more."

Golf enthusiast: "I don't swing that way, man"

i don't swing that way by SteveSorensen June 23, 2006

I don't swing that way 

Meaning you not gay and never will be.

1st Guy: hey wanna go on a date?
2nd Guy: Man Fuck that shit i dont swing that way.

I don't swing that way by Dead Leprechaun October 11, 2004

I dont swing that way 

I am not that sexuality. Mostly said as in I am not homosexual.

Man: Want to go out to dinner sometime?
Man: Sorry I dont swing that way, I'm straight.
Man: Oh ok, no problem.

I dont swing that way by Santas Sexy Helper August 1, 2004

I dont swing that way 

A response used to say you're not homosexual without just saying you're not gay/lesbian.

Lesbian: I confess my love to you! Please marry me!!!
Straight Girl: Uh, I'm flattered but I dont swing that way.
Lesbian: Noodles are straight until they're wet...

I dont swing that way by Daviddv0601 August 6, 2019