don't bother

Used when telling a person to stop trying something that you know won't work.

"I have to get this lock off somehow."
"Don't bother."

don't bother by Denisowator June 21, 2016

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Don't bother

Don't bother: don't even try or think about trying.(key word: 'try')

'Don't bother' trying on those pants they obviously won't fit you!!!

Don't bother by Raining with love March 11, 2017

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don't bother calling

The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.

Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that

Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?

Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*

The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo

Gronk: Don't bother calling.....

(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)

don't bother calling by paddymac August 25, 2009

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when you're this cool, you don't bother with the details

You're just too cool to bother with any details of anything.
And surpass the level of 'Epic coolness'

This line CANNOT be said. Unless you strike a cool pose right after.

Mother: Sweetie, you have weird rocker friends.
Daughter: I'm not a rocker!
Mother: ...Sorry. You have weird goth friends.
Daughter: I'm not goth!
Mother: Then what are you?!
Daughter: Mom! When you're this cool, You don't bother with the details. ;D

when you're this cool, you don't bother with the details by Ashley ;D June 18, 2008