dogpong 

Dogpong’s usually have unusual trims and have a flat head from the side

Boy 1: is that dogpong??
Boy 2: yeah have you seen his head shape its flatter than that girls bum

dogpong by Mikeockslong November 22, 2021

Dogmongler 

PoeticIrony, otherwise known as "Dogmongler" is a sick bitch who gained fame by very odd means.
It all started out as her being a attention-whore on Deviantart(PoeticIrony - Now banned).
Somehow anonymous-man found pictures of her on a bestiality site... with her dog. You get the idea. (The pictures are still up there, I'm not giving links, but you can still find 'em)
Note: Anony also found her phone number, school, myspace, etc.
Basically just found ways to harrass her.

She claimed innocence, saying the photos were shopped.

It's a kinda meme now(on 4chan), with pictures of her and her two overweight friends standing in a picture, the mongler in front, with a lined piece of paper(Probably with her name on it)
It has now been changed to blank, so you can put hilarious words on it.

Just so you guys have peace of mind, the dog was taken away when the event reached her parents.

BY THE WAY, you can get her phone number on the net, so be sure to check if you want to bother her.

Quote:
"Someone posted my stuff all over the internet! I didn't care at first til my mom and dad saw them all,NOW THEY TOOK AWAY MY DOG! PLEASE,DELETE THEM ALL!"
That ^ was orginally in all caps.
Dogmongler.

Dogmongler by 4chan December 15, 2008

dogpon 

the cloth item used to clog the uterus of a dog during the "heat" period. when a dog is going threw the gestation period she becomes bloody. this is not good for furniture, clothes or carpet. so to prevent the leakage one would use a dogpon. which is traditionally made of cotton,but if the user is allergic to such item it can get the rarer and more expensive shep skin dogpon.

justin was avery experienced dogpon changer, so much so that when lady anne (dog) was riding the cotton pony (on the menstral cycle) he how'd off his versatility by changeing the dogpon with his mouth.

dogpon by chia pest July 24, 2006

doglong 

A very, very long time.

Person 1: Maaaan, that queue was well big.

Person 2: Yeah, took doglong mate.

doglong by TheDictionair. October 10, 2011

dogpog 

When a 26 year old white woman with a doctorate is on a date in the park with some loser she met on tinder who is talking her ear off about some boring shit like bitcoin or Jordan Peterson and she sees a pedestrian 400 feet away walking their dog. In that moment she goes absolutely fucking apeshit, leaves her date in the dust, sprints through traffic resulting in numerous car accidents and human fatalities, approaches the pedestrian suddenly scaring the fuck out of them, and asks "CANIPETYOURDOG!?"

I was on a date with Krysten when she saw a dog like a whole football field away. She had a total dogpog and left me behind. I like dogs and all but wasn't that a bit much?

dogpog by zaza6464 July 5, 2021

dogsong 

funny toby fox did a funny thing like he always does

dogsong sounds like this but better

du du du dududu du du du dudu
du du du dudu du du du dudu dududu du du du
du du du du dududu
du du dududud
dudu dudududu du du du du du du
du du dududududu du du dudududu
du du du dududu du du du du du du
du du du dudu
(repeat)

dogsong by some gamer girl i guess February 28, 2022

DogPog420 

DogPog420 also Gug, is a god among men is the best tf2 player can beat anyone in an mge he makes everyone cum

holy shit dogpog420 is so fucking cool im gonna weary

DogPog420 by jeffrey bezo September 13, 2022