dognodding

When your man pretends to sleep and starts snoring then denies “dognodding” when you ask him if he is sleeping. (Usually after being awake for long periods of time)

My man was up4days and dognodding, I thought he was pretending to sleep and he started snoring so I woke him up and he denied he was “dognodding” .

by Longshot Lee July 24, 2022

dognodding

When your man is up4days and pretends to sleep then starts snoring he is dognodding.

He was up4days and pretending to sleep, dognodding, snoring and all trying to deny it.

by Longshot Lee July 24, 2022

dogfooding (to dogfood)

In a nutshell, dogfooding means "using your own product". A product which is being dogfooded tends to be a lot more polished. When a normal user is annoyed by the product, they can't do anything about it. But when a developer is annoyed by the product, they can stop what they are doing and make the product less annoying.

In the past I've always dogfooded new builds for a while before making them
release candidates.

by indefinitex April 14, 2005

Dognosing

When spooning in bed with a partner, dognosing is pressing the glans of one's cold, flaccid penis to the small of their back and adjacent areas, preferably post-coitus and with a drop of urine/semen clinging to the urethral slit.

My girlfriend kicked me out of bed for dognosing her.

by Nonsensicalme May 28, 2017

Dogfooding

The sexual act of licking and eating shit/clinkers from another persons arsehole. Thus creating a similar image of a dog having its tea.

My girlfriend had a shit last night, but didn’t wipe properly so I ended up dogfooding her all night.

by Passmore69 July 3, 2020