Definitions by Nonsensicalme

Fucktuplets 

A human mother expecting a number of children at the same time that is so high (anything above quadruplets) it qualifies as a litter.

Didn’t Dave tell you? It isn’t just twins this time, we’re having fucktuplets!

Fucktuplets by Nonsensicalme July 5, 2021

Concentweet

Condensing a complex and nuanced argument into 140 characters, while maintaining complexity and nuance.

Please just give me ten more minutes! Trying to reply to this post about intersectional ableism in 21st century matriarchal polygamist sects and I need to concentweet.

Concentweet by Nonsensicalme July 5, 2021

Wombman 

A being with classically male characteristics, but expressing traits like a seahorse or marsupial, so they can carry their developing offspring.

I thought it was a beer belly at first, but then I found out I’m a wombman. Expecting.

Wombman by Nonsensicalme March 30, 2021

LESPN

The sports network for gay women.

Hey honey, change it to LESPN, there’s a WNBA game I want to watch!

LESPN by Nonsensicalme July 18, 2020

Shitribute 

A personality flaw masquerading as a virtue.

Politicians generally have a collection of shitributes standing in for a personality.

Shitribute by Nonsensicalme December 12, 2019

perfidiosyncrasy 

A lie so completely fabricated and insane it turns out to be true.

I told my grade school friends I’d traveled to the future. A classic perfidiosyncrasy, they asked me who was president. Donald Trump, i lied. They didn’t believe anything I said after that.

perfidiosyncrasy by Nonsensicalme December 23, 2018

Martyr economy 

An economic condition under which people must subsidize their living through crowdfunding and appeals to charity.

In this martyr economy, we had to go on Facebook to collect money to buy jimmy a new liver.

Martyr economy by Nonsensicalme July 30, 2018