kersplashnakov

A Russian pee-shooter.

I picked up a couple kersplashnakovs in Moscow and got face-blasted by a firing squad all night.

by Nonsensicalme May 10, 2018

cuckromancer

A man who gets aroused watching his lady cheat on him with corpses. Typically while dressed as a wizard.

As she mounted the cadaver, she noted her lover's arousal, and she thought being with a cuckromancer might be ok after all.

by Nonsensicalme August 18, 2017

Dognosing

When spooning in bed with a partner, dognosing is pressing the glans of one's cold, flaccid penis to the small of their back and adjacent areas, preferably post-coitus and with a drop of urine/semen clinging to the urethral slit.

My girlfriend kicked me out of bed for dognosing her.

by Nonsensicalme May 28, 2017

LESPN

The sports network for gay women.

Hey honey, change it to LESPN, there’s a WNBA game I want to watch!

by Nonsensicalme July 18, 2020

Martyr economy

An economic condition under which people must subsidize their living through crowdfunding and appeals to charity.

In this martyr economy, we had to go on Facebook to collect money to buy jimmy a new liver.

by Nonsensicalme July 30, 2018

Concentweet

Condensing a complex and nuanced argument into 140 characters, while maintaining complexity and nuance.

Please just give me ten more minutes! Trying to reply to this post about intersectional ableism in 21st century matriarchal polygamist sects and I need to concentweet.

by Nonsensicalme July 5, 2021

Wombman

A being with classically male characteristics, but expressing traits like a seahorse or marsupial, so they can carry their developing offspring.

I thought it was a beer belly at first, but then I found out I’m a wombman. Expecting.

by Nonsensicalme March 30, 2021