Nonsensicalme's definitions

kersplashnakov

A Russian pee-shooter.

I picked up a couple kersplashnakovs in Moscow and got face-blasted by a firing squad all night.

by Nonsensicalme May 10, 2018

Dognosing

When spooning in bed with a partner, dognosing is pressing the glans of one's cold, flaccid penis to the small of their back and adjacent areas, preferably post-coitus and with a drop of urine/semen clinging to the urethral slit.

My girlfriend kicked me out of bed for dognosing her.

by Nonsensicalme May 28, 2017

perfidiosyncrasy

A lie so completely fabricated and insane it turns out to be true.

I told my grade school friends I’d traveled to the future. A classic perfidiosyncrasy, they asked me who was president. Donald Trump, i lied. They didn’t believe anything I said after that.

by Nonsensicalme December 23, 2018

cuckromancer

A man who gets aroused watching his lady cheat on him with corpses. Typically while dressed as a wizard.

As she mounted the cadaver, she noted her lover's arousal, and she thought being with a cuckromancer might be ok after all.

by Nonsensicalme August 18, 2017

Shitribute

A personality flaw masquerading as a virtue.

Politicians generally have a collection of shitributes standing in for a personality.

by Nonsensicalme December 12, 2019

Martyr economy

An economic condition under which people must subsidize their living through crowdfunding and appeals to charity.

In this martyr economy, we had to go on Facebook to collect money to buy jimmy a new liver.

by Nonsensicalme July 30, 2018

Concentweet

Condensing a complex and nuanced argument into 140 characters, while maintaining complexity and nuance.

Please just give me ten more minutes! Trying to reply to this post about intersectional ableism in 21st century matriarchal polygamist sects and I need to concentweet.

by Nonsensicalme July 5, 2021