Nonsensicalme's definitions

Shitribute

A personality flaw masquerading as a virtue.

Politicians generally have a collection of shitributes standing in for a personality.

by Nonsensicalme December 12, 2019

LESPN

The sports network for gay women.

Hey honey, change it to LESPN, there’s a WNBA game I want to watch!

by Nonsensicalme July 18, 2020

Dognosing

When spooning in bed with a partner, dognosing is pressing the glans of one's cold, flaccid penis to the small of their back and adjacent areas, preferably post-coitus and with a drop of urine/semen clinging to the urethral slit.

My girlfriend kicked me out of bed for dognosing her.

by Nonsensicalme May 28, 2017

kersplashnakov

A Russian pee-shooter.

I picked up a couple kersplashnakovs in Moscow and got face-blasted by a firing squad all night.

by Nonsensicalme May 10, 2018

Concentweet

Condensing a complex and nuanced argument into 140 characters, while maintaining complexity and nuance.

Please just give me ten more minutes! Trying to reply to this post about intersectional ableism in 21st century matriarchal polygamist sects and I need to concentweet.

by Nonsensicalme July 5, 2021

Fucktuplets

A human mother expecting a number of children at the same time that is so high (anything above quadruplets) it qualifies as a litter.

Didn’t Dave tell you? It isn’t just twins this time, we’re having fucktuplets!

by Nonsensicalme July 5, 2021

Gentrifugal force

The irresistable drive that sends white people to live on the outskirts of any major metropolitan area.

There used to be white neighborhoods downtown, but gentrifugal force pushed them to the suburbs.

by Nonsensicalme August 10, 2017