Dognosing 

When spooning in bed with a partner, dognosing is pressing the glans of one's cold, flaccid penis to the small of their back and adjacent areas, preferably post-coitus and with a drop of urine/semen clinging to the urethral slit.

My girlfriend kicked me out of bed for dognosing her.

Dognosing by Nonsensicalme May 28, 2017

downsing

a verb that is used to describe when someone is exhibiting traits commonly found in people with down syndrome. i.e: acting/saying/doing something dumb.

Brendan: My favorite color is peanut butter

Laura: Quit downsing.

alternately

Brendan: Sometimes I smell my wallet to see if it smells like my butt
Laura: Damn it Brendan, why are you so downsy lately???

downsing by ElDub91 June 3, 2011

Self-diagnosing 

A person with no life who finds different mental illnesses to look 'quirkier', or to excuse their rude behaviour. Guess what, Stacy, you do not have OCD because you like to put your pencils in a rainbow pattern!!! You also don't have ADHD because you have a sad amount of fidget toys!!!!!

person: Why aren't you paying attention? I literally just told you my cat died.

Quirky Crackhead Stacy: Oh, you didn't know? I took a buzzfeed quiz and i'm Self-diagnosing myself with adhd, deppression, did, and anxiety so stfu

Self-diagnosing by imafrog September 30, 2021

Degrosing 

When an individual asks a group of people a question and quickly answers it without giving them a chance to answer it themselves. The result 69% of the time, every time is an audience annoyed by this ridiculous gesture.

Brian: "Btw boys, which teams are the TWO BEST TEAMS IN BASEBALL!?"
Brian (1 second later): "Oh wait, ill answer that for ya...MY REDSOX AND MY PIRATES! YAAAAAAH BUDDDDY!"

Brian is clearly Degrosing at this specific moment, he must be stopped!

Degrosing by The Wolfpack July 26, 2013

Dog Nosing 

During sex or foreplay, when you root your nose all up in her ass and/or pussy, like a dog, taking in all those hot, fragrant female aromas.

I was dog nosing Rachel's ass last night.

I was dog nosing your mom last night braaaaaahhh. Like a flower garden down there.

Dog Nosing by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017

Internet Diagnosing 

The act of searching medical websites to match real or imagined symptoms in oneself or ones friends and family. This automatically makes the searcher a medical expert and this person is usually known for their hypochondriac tendencies and uncanny abilities to drive you nuts.

Woman A: (cough) "I'm not feeling so hot."

Woman B: "Do you have shortness of breath and a fever?"

Woman A: "Mayyyybe.... I feel a little warm..."

Woman B: "Let me do some internet diagnosing on WebMD....Oh my god!! You have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! We've gotta get you to the emergency room!"

Internet Diagnosing by mel268 July 7, 2010

dogknobing

To Suck a Dog Off and let it cum in ur mouth

Josh Bowman Is A Dogknobber

dogknobing by UrFavoriteFuck March 30, 2005