dog baby 

A canine mammal purchased by a newlywed couple to be used as training for eventually having children. This custom is typically practiced by college-educated Caucasian Americans.

Jerry and his wife have a dog baby. It's extremely furry.

dog baby by DaveCone03 June 6, 2015

Pre-baby Dog 

A puppy or adult dog (preferably adopted from a shelter) that a couple (usually Caucasian) gets shortly after marriage as "test case" for how they will manage a Baby.

Pre-baby dogs are often showered with affection, toys, and clothing in extreme cases.

Pre-baby dogs are also usually the preferred topic of conversation amongst these newly-weds. They are often included (inappropriately) in social functions, on vacations, on Christmas cards, and on restaurant patios.

Many pre-baby dogs spend their days at "doggie day care", pet ranches, or have arranged play dates with other pre-baby dogs.

Have you seen Delilah and Ryan's pre-baby Dog, Jaxon? They can't shut up about him. It's rather off-putting.

Pre-baby Dog by The Mahatma December 22, 2008

Baby dog shit

A person who is both king of jerks, and babies.

Bob: I hear you broke up with Diana last night.
Jack: Yeah, she had a crazy temper tantrum; she almost stabbed me with a fork!
Bob: Well you cheated on her, so it makes sense. I think you should talk to her.
Jack: No, fuck her, and I don't wanna get stabbed.
Bob: Dude, you are such a piece of baby dog shit.

Baby dog shit by Rdcatfish302 July 25, 2011

Baby dog 

sexy book smart chick that typically wears glasses and bright red lipstick, she has big boobs although you can see her ribcage when she takes her top off. Don't take her downtown because she has zero street smarts. You will also have to teach a baby dog a lot in bed because she is inexperienced. check her ID because baby dogs are sometimes under 18

"Listen here baby dog im the man you've been dreamin of, its almost cuddle buddy season, wanna hump?"

Baby dog by tg2007 January 16, 2012

Car VS baby dog

One of the worst videos on Youtube

Car VS baby dog exists

Car VS baby dog by ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 21, 2021

Dog pooping on a baby 

A legen...wait for it...dary video of a dog pooping on a baby found by the great Barney Stinson.

Barney: Hey Marshall, check out this sick vido I found of a dog pooping on a baby.

Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.

Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!

Dog pooping on a baby by MY_PRO_GAMERTAG January 9, 2012

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad 

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad by typobeast September 13, 2023