dog baby
A canine mammal purchased by a newlywed couple to be used as training for eventually having children. This custom is typically practiced by college-educated Caucasian Americans.
dog baby by DaveCone03 June 6, 2015
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Pre-baby Dog
A puppy or adult dog (preferably adopted from a shelter) that a couple (usually Caucasian) gets shortly after marriage as "test case" for how they will manage a Baby.
Pre-baby dogs are often showered with affection, toys, and clothing in extreme cases.
Pre-baby dogs are also usually the preferred topic of conversation amongst these newly-weds. They are often included (inappropriately) in social functions, on vacations, on Christmas cards, and on restaurant patios.
Many pre-baby dogs spend their days at "doggie day care", pet ranches, or have arranged play dates with other pre-baby dogs.
Pre-baby dogs are often showered with affection, toys, and clothing in extreme cases.
Pre-baby dogs are also usually the preferred topic of conversation amongst these newly-weds. They are often included (inappropriately) in social functions, on vacations, on Christmas cards, and on restaurant patios.
Many pre-baby dogs spend their days at "doggie day care", pet ranches, or have arranged play dates with other pre-baby dogs.
Have you seen Delilah and Ryan's pre-baby Dog, Jaxon? They can't shut up about him. It's rather off-putting.
Pre-baby Dog by The Mahatma December 22, 2008
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Baby dog shit
Bob: I hear you broke up with Diana last night.
Jack: Yeah, she had a crazy temper tantrum; she almost stabbed me with a fork!
Bob: Well you cheated on her, so it makes sense. I think you should talk to her.
Jack: No, fuck her, and I don't wanna get stabbed.
Bob: Dude, you are such a piece of baby dog shit.
Jack: Yeah, she had a crazy temper tantrum; she almost stabbed me with a fork!
Bob: Well you cheated on her, so it makes sense. I think you should talk to her.
Jack: No, fuck her, and I don't wanna get stabbed.
Bob: Dude, you are such a piece of baby dog shit.
Baby dog shit by Rdcatfish302 July 25, 2011
Baby dog
sexy book smart chick that typically wears glasses and bright red lipstick, she has big boobs although you can see her ribcage when she takes her top off. Don't take her downtown because she has zero street smarts. You will also have to teach a baby dog a lot in bed because she is inexperienced. check her ID because baby dogs are sometimes under 18
Car VS baby dog
Car VS baby dog by ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 21, 2021
Dog pooping on a baby
Barney: Hey Marshall, check out this sick vido I found of a dog pooping on a baby.
Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.
Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!
Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.
Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!
Dog pooping on a baby by MY_PRO_GAMERTAG January 9, 2012
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