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doetzel by Doosif Bingus April 29, 2019
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Reverse Dietzel
Timmy was giving this girl a reverse dietzel but then like a pimp made her suck off the dietzel splooges.
Reverse Dietzel by Trees DT November 29, 2009
dietzel
a smooth pimp who looooooves the pussy. you'll find him with girls and usually kissing them. and a dietzel usually is the funniest person ever. you should get at him
1: did you see that dietzel! he was soooo dreamy
2: that dietzel has a huge dick! and he can kiss.. hmmm
2: that dietzel has a huge dick! and he can kiss.. hmmm
dietzel by hangoverman July 29, 2009
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dietzel by deetzlover November 10, 2011
Dietzel
Dietzel by kirsten dietzal November 10, 2011
Dietzel
n:
A sex position involving anal beads and laxatives. Screaming in French, is not only allowed but encouraged. The act of doing this is called "Deetzing."
A sex position involving anal beads and laxatives. Screaming in French, is not only allowed but encouraged. The act of doing this is called "Deetzing."
Ex:
Man, I met the craziest girl last night! We went to her room and she wanted me to do the Dietzel. I spent the entire night Deetzsing all over her.
Man, I met the craziest girl last night! We went to her room and she wanted me to do the Dietzel. I spent the entire night Deetzsing all over her.
Dietzel by Dietzel Lover December 20, 2008
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