Dietzel

n: poop or feces. To take a poop.

Timmy felt 5 pounds lighter after squeezing that dietzel.

by Trees, DT November 29, 2009

dietzel

a smooth pimp who looooooves the pussy. you'll find him with girls and usually kissing them. and a dietzel usually is the funniest person ever. you should get at him

1: did you see that dietzel! he was soooo dreamy

2: that dietzel has a huge dick! and he can kiss.. hmmm

by hangoverman July 29, 2009

dietzel

A pretzel made out of natural ketchup and filled with cheese. Quite delicious.

Yesterday at the football game, the concession stand was selling dietzels!! I almost peed.

by deetzlover November 10, 2011

Dietzel

A large cheesy-ketchup filled pretzel.

"man today I ate the best Dietzel... Mmmm so cheesy!"

by kirsten dietzal November 10, 2011

Dietzel

n:
A sex position involving anal beads and laxatives. Screaming in French, is not only allowed but encouraged. The act of doing this is called "Deetzing."

Ex:
Man, I met the craziest girl last night! We went to her room and she wanted me to do the Dietzel. I spent the entire night Deetzsing all over her.

by Dietzel Lover December 20, 2008

Reverse Dietzel

n: fucking a girl in the ass and perhaps pushing her dietzel in reverse.

Timmy was giving this girl a reverse dietzel but then like a pimp made her suck off the dietzel splooges.

by Trees DT November 29, 2009

Ditzelfutz

A person who doesn't quite "get it", but they can grasp it quite well.

Kayla: "I'm STARVING!........"
(.......)
Angie: "Kayla, everyone knows that you're supposed to eat when you're starving, ditzelfutz!"
(.....)
Kayla: Oh yeah. I guess you're right...

by l4yn3th0m4sst4l3y January 9, 2021