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Urban Dictonary

The best website ever but is blocked on school computers.
Teacher: "Ok children today your writing a paragraph on sexual intercourse."

Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"

Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"

Kid 1: "Good idea!"

*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*

10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.

Kid 1: "Im dropping out."
Urban Dictonary by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019

Urban Dictonary

The thing ur on rn
I go on urban Dictonary every daz
Having to do with or pretaining to doctors.
The man in the hospital looked quite doctory
Doctory by Kage Meshikakae August 10, 2007

urban dictonary

The site you're on now, dipshit.
YOU'RE ON URBAN DICTONARY, DIPSHIT!!
urban dictonary by IDIDATHING March 5, 2016

urban dictonary

The place where one goes to piss away two hours looking up words like "computer" or "geek' "Assclown" and "emo"
Pixie spent an entire sunday afternoon looking up silly words :)
urban dictonary by Pixie05 July 6, 2005

Urban Dictonary

The best website on the planet
Urban dictonary The only site where you can find lyrics to fuck a duck
Urban Dictonary by Joe jones January 14, 2013
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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