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dictonary 

The word used when one cannot spell "dictionary"
Wait… isn't dictionary spelled "dictonary"?
dictonary by Disambiguation February 1, 2017
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dictonary 

A Thing that describes word like this one
I will go to urban dictonary to find some defenitons

dictonary 

it gives you the definition of every word you want to know.
i will use my dictonary to look up a word.
dictonary by anonymous December 28, 2020

dictonary entry 

Attempt to add a word or term to a dictionary (such as Urban Dictionary), glossary or other list of definitions whilst demonstrating an inability to spell, punctuate or correctly structure sentences during execution of said word or term definition.
Check out this dictonary entry: "When you attempt to do something you suck at, your totally going to epic fail!"

See definitions for:

snowbooking
traffuck
your not too good
dictonary entry by The Evil Muppet February 22, 2011

Urban Dictonary

The best website ever but is blocked on school computers.
Teacher: "Ok children today your writing a paragraph on sexual intercourse."

Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"

Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"

Kid 1: "Good idea!"

*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*

10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.

Kid 1: "Im dropping out."
Urban Dictonary by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019

Urban Dictonary

I go on urban Dictonary every daz

urban dictonary

The site you're on now, dipshit.
YOU'RE ON URBAN DICTONARY, DIPSHIT!!
urban dictonary by IDIDATHING March 5, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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