diydkm

An acronym for "Delete If You Don't Know Me". Usually used in sending blanket emails to cover a large number of audiences in global corporations. This term is most likely to be found on those spam emails to say the sender is leaving the company.

e.g. (Alice and Bob both received an email from Charlie with a subject line "Leaving the firm - DIYDKM")

Alice: Have you seen Alice's leaving email, the one with DIYDKM.
Bob: Yes I saw, I can't wait that this first class wanker is finally leaving! Let's go out and have a drink tonight to celebrate!
Alice: Deal!

diydkm by at299 April 29, 2015

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DIYdom

DIYdom; 'Do It Yourself Condom'

Increasingly popular in the upcoming generations to combat teen pregnancy, STD's and save £2.49 ($4.79) on retail contraception.

Unfortunately even though the heart was in the right place, the intellect of these creative minds meant DIYdom's were doomed to fail and even brought along there own problems, which in most cases were seen as embarrassing rather than harmful

This method has been deemed by professional university drop outs to be an even stupider method than the other commonly used Pull and Pray.

Creative Mind One: Didn't have a condom last night
Creative Mind Two: You Pull an Pray?
Creative Mind One: Nah, I used a DIYdom
Creative Mind Two: DIYdom?
Creative Mind One: Yeah, Made a home made condom
Creative Mind Two: Really? How Creative!
Creative Mind One: Used a Empty Crisp Packet & a Rubber band
Creative Mind Two: Did it work though?
Creative Mind Two: Yeah 100% mate! innit

DIYdom by DazzKK March 9, 2007

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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