Diviocentrism is the
astronomical model in which the Earth and planets revolve around a stationary Div at the center of the Solar System. The word comes from the Greek (δτζβ div "DivJawnBawn" and κέντρον kentron "center"). The idea has been
theoretically applied in the fields of being late, repeating stories, and
wondering what happened last night.
All things exist because of
the great DJB. When he sleeps at night
wheels of time temporarily
suspend. Diviocentric Theory dictates this to be true.