Divaboots

A person who steals trees.
A person who eats goldfish crackers but gets pissed if they don't smile back because "IT'S THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK! GOLDFISH!"
Also a way of saying that one is mad of their goldfish snack not smiling back.
A person with a very sick and perverted mind.

Are you happy with your goldfish?
No, I'm freaking mad as Divaboots.

Divaboots by Ireallylikellamasalot March 24, 2010

Diabooty 

A booty so large, it's at high risk of becoming diabetic.

DAYUMM!!! That bitch got a diabooty! Get her to a clinic immediately.

Diabooty by kHan June 29, 2013

Dickboots 

The metaphorical footwear that you put on as you are about to act like a major dick to someone due to their incompetence.

Hey Brett, I want you to get ready because I'm about to put on my dickboots. So don't feel too bad when I rip you a new asshole.

Dickboots by The_Cat_Box August 25, 2011

diabooties 

mai-tien pham

“YOU HAVE DIABOOTIES!!”

diabooties by bonnie 🤩 April 20, 2019

diabooties 

Where you eat too much ass

Tommy had too much ass now he has diabooties

diabooties by Cockmastaflex March 13, 2019

diabooties 

When broski gives you reese pieces in a large cup to take home

Ayy broski mans tryna munch these reeses and get me some diabooties

Say mashallah yana

diabooties by Morrisons The 2nd April 10, 2022

Diabooties 

A disease from eating too much ass

Tommy are too much ass now he has diabooties

Diabooties by Cockmastaflex March 13, 2019