Guy 1: Yo man, I ate like 6 burgers and a snack wrap after leaving the bar last night. I was wasted!
Guy 2: Oh yeah, you had a serious case of the drunchies!
"Hey Travis. You hungry?"
"No, dude, I already had dunchfast and now I've got to go throw up out of my butt!"
"Gross, thanks for the info. I'm going to have my girlfriend give me a blumpkin."