Is a funny, and short friend thag loves to act and also loves black.He or she is not very attractive but he's goofy personailty allows to get any friend or girl friend.
Whop,guinea,dago,goomba, take your pick. Basically an I-tie who is disgruntled because they weren't born in Italy. As a rule of thumb the word is butchered with no closeness to actually pronounciation which pisses the person off even more. Ex: "DeyeGuralmo" or "Geranamo"
Owen diniro is a guy with a really ugly dog named something like baxter. His dad wears scarves and has a bald head with a sexy wife. Owen Diniro is athletic but also fucking retarded.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.