disunified 

Disharmony

Exemplified universal unity still bears serious qualms with summarily disunified conduct inducing qualms, determining simplistic and digital character proud gaining attachmentto numerous aggressivess state loud.

disunified by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

Dignified Delinquent 

A dignified delinquent is cultured yet unapologetically authentic.

Even though he arrives to school with trap music playing, he is articulate in front of his students; he’s a dignified delinquent.

Dignified Delinquent by The Dignified Delinquents October 22, 2020

Dignified Doormat 

A soft-spoken woman who sits with her hands folded neatly in her lap and smiles graciously as her husband runs America into the ground.

First Lady Laura Bush.

Dignified Doormat by wakeupcall April 27, 2005

Dignified burial at sea 

A euphemism for the act of defecation. Coined after Osama Bin Laden's 'dignified burial at sea'.

Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine

Fred: "Where the hell is Dave? He's been gone ages!".
Dave: "Sorry about that guys, I had to perform a 'dignified burial at sea!'"

Dignified burial at sea by me old fruity July 18, 2011

Disunitedstate 

The feeling of being in multiple states and timezones of the US within a short period of time , resulting in discombobulation of the mind and body.

Sarah started the week in NYC , was in Chi town yesterday and is back in silicon valley today , that girl is in a right old disunitedstate

Disunitedstate by twentydollar g string girl March 10, 2011

dignified prostitution 

The act of exchanging sexual acts for tangible goods within a non-platonic relationship.

Mary would not have sexual relations ("dignified prostitution") with John until he gave her the new Louis Vuitton Mirabeau GM.

dignified prostitution by southsider312 September 4, 2011

Disnified 

A society where everything is good or bad with no nuance. A society you are either a bully, or a victim.

We live in a disnified society where people are either good or bad with no nuance.

Disnified by JohnnyandRoger May 27, 2018