A dog or dogs having or showing a composed or serious manner worthy of respect! especially one standing/sitting/lying only a few feet from the dinner table that's too proud to beg, thus being "Dognified"!

- You must be so proud of you dog, she hasn't been begging at the table ones, with all this food and all these people, what happened? - I know, Lola's such a dognified little pup!

Dognified by Cybercass December 18, 2009

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dorified

Pertaining to dory from Pixar's Finding Nemo animated film; The fish with bad memory. When you have a bad memory, you are dorified.

"Gwen is so dorified. She forgets EVERYTHING!"

dorified by Abi Webster February 9, 2005

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dirtified

To suffer from dirty play/tricks and tactics.

Being the object where foul play is used upon.

omg! I got dirtified.

Definition: Oh my god! I have been owned by dirty tactics.

dirtified by Nickowns February 2, 2004

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donkified

A punishment of splitting someones hair in half for their bitchiness.

Oh no, look! Marion has a horrible split in his hair, looks like he's been donkified!

That kid is so mean, I hope he gets donkified.

donkified by simbanutella4life December 23, 2011

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Dignified Doormat

A soft-spoken woman who sits with her hands folded neatly in her lap and smiles graciously as her husband runs America into the ground.

First Lady Laura Bush.

Dignified Doormat by wakeupcall April 27, 2005

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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