disney girl
A female whose interpretation of reality is unrealistic because her expectations are based on her favorite media and celebrities.
Disney girls have the ability to soak in information but not process it, they read/hear/see a lot but think little.
Often times, Disney girls are heavy social media users, and have a bubbly online presence so that they may sensationalize the monotony in their otherwise average lives.
Disney girls can only befriend other disney girls, because the rest of society is too realistic. This leads to entire friend groups of Disney girls, as well as workplaces full of Disney girls when there is a Disney girl in charge of employment.
The term disney girl is not limited to females, as in some rare cases there are males whose expectations of reality are unrealistic and dillusional on a daily basis due to these same reasons. These men can accurately be described as Disney girls, bearing no implication to sexual orientation.
Disney girls have the ability to soak in information but not process it, they read/hear/see a lot but think little.
Often times, Disney girls are heavy social media users, and have a bubbly online presence so that they may sensationalize the monotony in their otherwise average lives.
Disney girls can only befriend other disney girls, because the rest of society is too realistic. This leads to entire friend groups of Disney girls, as well as workplaces full of Disney girls when there is a Disney girl in charge of employment.
The term disney girl is not limited to females, as in some rare cases there are males whose expectations of reality are unrealistic and dillusional on a daily basis due to these same reasons. These men can accurately be described as Disney girls, bearing no implication to sexual orientation.
Example 1:
Disney girl: Tomorrow we are going to have the best night of our lives. Tequila shots, the Bachelor at 9pm and Jessica is going to be there!!! I have literally never been this excited. I'm going to go to the store tonight and get ready for it. Oh, this would make an amazing Facebook post! I hope nobody asks if they can come... This is our ladies night.
Person hearing her scream from across the room: fuckin' Disney girl.
Example 2:
(Facebook Post from a Disney girl)
Just found a coupon in my bag for Starbucks, combined that with some pocket change and the leftovers from a gift card I got this Christmas and I was able to buy a vanilla chai mocha latte with extra whipped cream! Thank god because I don't know if I could make it through this meeting otherwise. Now everything is life is amazing :DDDD
Disney girl: Tomorrow we are going to have the best night of our lives. Tequila shots, the Bachelor at 9pm and Jessica is going to be there!!! I have literally never been this excited. I'm going to go to the store tonight and get ready for it. Oh, this would make an amazing Facebook post! I hope nobody asks if they can come... This is our ladies night.
Person hearing her scream from across the room: fuckin' Disney girl.
Example 2:
(Facebook Post from a Disney girl)
Just found a coupon in my bag for Starbucks, combined that with some pocket change and the leftovers from a gift card I got this Christmas and I was able to buy a vanilla chai mocha latte with extra whipped cream! Thank god because I don't know if I could make it through this meeting otherwise. Now everything is life is amazing :DDDD
disney girl by Soundshek March 5, 2015
