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disconnectard 

Most common strangers at omegle.com who have the habit to disconnect after asking your asl, country, and whatever they ask that ain't interested to them. Most of them are males retard enough to look for sex or a partner.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Example #01:

You : Hi.
Stranger : What's your asl?
You : 22/m/Javan.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Example #02:

Stranger : hi
You : hi
Stranger : m or f?
You : m

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Example #03:

You : hi
Stranger : m or f?
You : u'r familiar . . . you DISCONNECTARD!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

disconnectivity

The quality or condition of being disconnected from technology.
Though he loved his computer, he no longer feared disconnectivity.
disconnectivity by Pat Pinola August 3, 2009

disconnectaphobia 

Fear of being disconnected from technology communications (cell phone, email, social media, etc.)
My boss experiences disconnectaphobia when she is on fishing trips in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico.

disconnection anxiety 

The anxious feeling you get when you are having trouble connecting your laptop or mobile device to a wireless network.
OMG...I can't connect to the Internet...I don't know what's wrong...I've been offline for the last ten minutes...I've got a bad case of disconnection anxiety!

disconnectualism

Forgetting that you are a physical being and how your ideas and decisions effect (or don't effect) literally anything everything in and around you, rather just a void peering through observing life
I often don't recognise my face as my own due to my disconnectualism with myself/life

disconnectivity

The ultimate lure of electronic toys, is to simply not care about them anymore! I got this new word from the Monday, Jan 25, 2010 "Cathy" newspaper comic strip, where her husband says "Financial tools...organizational tools...networking tools...writing tools...scheduling tools.." and "With my new phone, the clutter of our lives is finally getting under control!" and Cathy says,"You've had your new phone for a week. How is the clutter more under control?", and he says" I don't care about it anymore." and Cathy thinks in a thought baloon, "Ah...the ultimate lure: disconnectivity."
He was so electronically and technically advanced, that he tired of it all, and embraced disconnectivity.
disconnectivity by Techrex January 26, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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