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dystocracy 

A dystopian and systemically ill form of government that is dysfunctional and ultimately illegitimate.
Our dystocracy has elected this cipher and we have created him in our own image: a spoiled and angry five-year-old with megalomaniacal greed and sexual appetites and the attention span of a gnat.
dystocracy by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2018

Dildocracy 

The government form in which the head dildocrat forces a society to his/her dickish ways.
Yeah, the Republic of Vachina is a total Dildocracy.
Dildocracy by solidejake November 3, 2010

Trumpian Dystocracy 

The dystopian and systematically ill form of egomaniacal pseudo-government and temper tantrum-driven tweets we’ve all witnessed and been forced to live through under the 45th POTUS.
I am so sure that I’m fully ready to exit this Trumpian Dystocracy that I don’t give a rat’s ass what else or who else takes its place this coming January.

Dinocracy 

(n) government by the most monstrous and most terrible.
Since Trump was elected in 2016, America's political system has become a dinocracy.
Dinocracy by W0rd N3rd March 29, 2019

dickocracy 

A democracy run by dicks rather than the people themselves
Oh did you know? That country which claims to be a democracy is actually a dickocracy.
dickocracy by Lillyyyyyyy April 5, 2020

Diocracy 

Only one letter away from Idiocracy, Diocracy is a variant of democracy where voters are only presented with two legitimate choices to pick from. Typically, in a diocaracy people who chose one of the presented options are pitted against those who picked the only alternative.
The United States of America is turning into a diocracy.
Diocracy by gilman_god October 23, 2020
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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