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When you are fucking somebody while having a conversation that is not related to the action you are doing.

We were discfucking for an hour in bed and covered all of the "Starwars" movies while I pounded her.

discfucking by The MR. S April 10, 2021

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disafuckingpointment

When someone or something is hyped up to be a success and falls completely short and sucks major dick.

Man i watched my son at his highschool baseball game, he is such a disafuckingpointment.

disafuckingpointment by 4thpostie April 16, 2010

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disafuckingpeared

When a person who used to be your friend disappears for a long period of time

Where the hell did you go, you disafuckingpeared?

disafuckingpeared by L.J.L September 8, 2010

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disafuckingpointed

Being about ten steps beyond simple disappointment

I'm so disafuckingpointed with this .

disafuckingpointed by Drelly September 20, 2016

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Disfuckingspicable

When something and/or someone is just too dispicable for words now you have one.

Crone's attitude is just DISFUCKINGSPICABLE.

Disfuckingspicable by MEAT MAILBOX May 4, 2010

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Disafuckingpeared

when your friend disappeared when u turn around for 2 sec

Where did u go thumper(Alexa) you disafuckingpeared

Disafuckingpeared by BITCH SMD December 14, 2017

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Disafuckingpeared

when your friend disappeared when u turn around for 2 sec

Where did u go thumper(Alexa) you disafuckingpeared

Disafuckingpeared by BITCH SMD December 14, 2017

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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