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Disarming 

The point of being disarming is to disarm someone who is usually armed.
She was disarming to the musician by telling the musician he/she played better than she actually did, in case the musician wanted to hit her with a saxophone, a flute, a drumstick, or a guitar. She wanted to be thorough in making sure her opponent's hands were free of musical instruments of any kind. No piano wires, no guitar strings either, since they cut through human skin and flesh like butter.
Disarming by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021
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Disarming White Woman Tears 

When a white female bodied person realizes that what they said was blatantly racist and begins to panic, defend said statement and cry until she has garnered sympathy and pity for her plight purely by virtue of social love of milky white skin and the ideal of white barbie womanhood
white woman: i say the n word all the time because it makes me closer to black people.
poc: thats pretty racist
white woman: i cant be racist! Im a lesbian! *insert disarming white woman tears*

Disarming the Missile 

a term referring to the action of masturbation
Bro don't open the door, i'm disarming the missile.

I was disarming the missile while watching Bay Watch, and I made a mess everywhere.

Disarming Arctica 

Best fucking band on the planet, music is the shit, members are hot as fuck, they need to play in Montreal.
“ Who are Disarming Arctica's number one fans!? ”
“ Oh, that's Elise and Kenza for sure.”
Disarming Arctica by zazou22 March 14, 2009

Disjarring 

Describes a movie so bad or poorly made that it makes you forget how to speak the English language.
¨Dude, that scene sucked, it was pretty disjarring.¨
¨Uhhh, that´s not a word
¨Exactly¨

Disarmonia Mundi 

The most underrated band of all times. It's an melodic death which features the main singer of Soilwork, a legendary band in the melodeath genre (with In Flames and some others). If you like melodic death metal, I warmly suggest you listen to the songs of Disarmonia Mundi.
Guy1: "Oh man, i just love melodic death metal!"

Guy2: "Have you heard of Disarmonia Mundi?"

Guy1: "Can't say i have."

Guy2: "You should check them out!"
Starving and deserving of food. A person who is desarving is usually satisfied after having a McDonald's fudge sundae.
Guys, I am desarving right now.
Desarving by B.I.G Lips January 27, 2010