Desarving

Starving and deserving of food. A person who is desarving is usually satisfied after having a McDonald's fudge sundae.

Guys, I am desarving right now.

Desarving by B.I.G Lips January 27, 2010

Decaring 

The act of missing school under the guise of a school event or club, especially DECA

I went decaring last week to annoy my math teacher, but got screwed by the amount of work I have now

Decaring by Not Actually Mr Dickson March 11, 2015

Deserving 

worthy of being treated in a particular way, typically of being given assistance.

If anyone is deserving it's me

Deserving by Thispagewasmadeforme September 4, 2020

Degraving 

When an old pet (or person) is annoying and due to this escalating annoyance, you begin to reduce the quality of their final burial place.

My cat is so damn annoying, I'm degraving him daily. I started off thinking I would take him to the humane society for euthanizing, then I thought of burying him in the backyard, then in the garbage, now I'm gonna just throw his ass on a busy street as roadkill!

Degraving by Big Guy JT April 16, 2009

Disarming White Woman Tears 

When a white female bodied person realizes that what they said was blatantly racist and begins to panic, defend said statement and cry until she has garnered sympathy and pity for her plight purely by virtue of social love of milky white skin and the ideal of white barbie womanhood

white woman: i say the n word all the time because it makes me closer to black people.
poc: thats pretty racist
white woman: i cant be racist! Im a lesbian! *insert disarming white woman tears*

Disarming White Woman Tears by c. jarelle October 16, 2008

Disarming the Missile 

a term referring to the action of masturbation

Bro don't open the door, i'm disarming the missile.

I was disarming the missile while watching Bay Watch, and I made a mess everywhere.

Disarming the Missile by Strubie Doobie Doo, Jare Bear February 3, 2013

the dearing 

A name that one calls himself when he's feeling cool at hell. When you feel jiggy about yourself.

Damn son, I feel like the dearing tonight!!!

the dearing by dizzle pizzle April 14, 2007