Disjarring 

Describes a movie so bad or poorly made that it makes you forget how to speak the English language.

¨Dude, that scene sucked, it was pretty disjarring.¨
¨Uhhh, that´s not a word.¨
¨Exactly¨

Disjarring by languageisfluid May 7, 2020

Disarming White Woman Tears 

When a white female bodied person realizes that what they said was blatantly racist and begins to panic, defend said statement and cry until she has garnered sympathy and pity for her plight purely by virtue of social love of milky white skin and the ideal of white barbie womanhood

white woman: i say the n word all the time because it makes me closer to black people.
poc: thats pretty racist
white woman: i cant be racist! Im a lesbian! *insert disarming white woman tears*

Disarming White Woman Tears by c. jarelle October 16, 2008

Disarming the Missile 

a term referring to the action of masturbation

Bro don't open the door, i'm disarming the missile.

I was disarming the missile while watching Bay Watch, and I made a mess everywhere.

Disarming the Missile by Strubie Doobie Doo, Jare Bear February 3, 2013

Disarming Arctica 

Best fucking band on the planet, music is the shit, members are hot as fuck, they need to play in Montreal.

“ Who are Disarming Arctica's number one fans!? ”
“ Oh, that's Elise and Kenza for sure.”

Disarming Arctica by zazou22 March 14, 2009

Disarming 

The point of being disarming is to disarm someone who is usually armed.

She was disarming to the musician by telling the musician he/she played better than she actually did, in case the musician wanted to hit her with a saxophone, a flute, a drumstick, or a guitar. She wanted to be thorough in making sure her opponent's hands were free of musical instruments of any kind. No piano wires, no guitar strings either, since they cut through human skin and flesh like butter.

Disarming by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021

disarmingly

Speaking in a manner that allays/ diminishes suspicion or hostility, usually done through using charm.

…”he spoke disarmingly”

disarmingly by Daisss August 9, 2022